No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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