HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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