i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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