addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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