Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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