Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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