I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My balls are so social today.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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