whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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