Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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