I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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