i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
where are my eyebrows?
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