Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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