So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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