I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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