How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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