I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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