So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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