When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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