its not stalking. its research.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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