Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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