Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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