even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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