Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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