By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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