I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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did you just send me my own nude
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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