I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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