whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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