he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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