she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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