You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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