dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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