went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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