You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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