People in love make me want to vomit
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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