I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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