Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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