so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
So. Much. Porn.
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