Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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