It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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