If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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