I feel like abortions should bother me more
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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