he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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