when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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this is an emotional support booty call
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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