I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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