you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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