I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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