im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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