we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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