garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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