Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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